If we can't explain it simply, then we don't know it well enough.
There’s a guy who owns a parrot which never talks. So he goes to the pet shop to get some advice. The pet shop owner says he knows exactly what the problem is.
“Your parrot has too much hook in it’s beak, what you have to do is file it’s beak back and it will be able to talk just fine. You’ve got to be careful not to file it too far though, because if you take too much off the bird will drown the first time it has a drink.”
– July 10, 2007
These 4 gents go out to play golf one sunny morning. One is detained in the clubhouse, and the other three are discussing their children while walking to the first tee.
“My son Kent,” says one, “has made quite a name for himself in the home-building industry. He began as a carpenter, but now owns his own design and construction firm. He’s so successful in fact, in the last year he was able to give a good friend a brand new home as a gift.”
– July 8, 2007
A guy goes over to his friend’s house, rings the bell, and the wife answers.
” Hi, is Tony home?”
” No, he went to the store.”
“Well, you mind if I wait?”
– July 8, 2007
Diet
This is being really nitpicky , but a diet is whatever you eat and drink on a normal basis . If you’re tying to lose weight , you should say you’re going on a weight-loss diet , because everyone has a diet-even people who are trying to gain weight .
– June 30, 2007
Dependant/Dependent
The noun that means “someone who depends on someone else” can be spelled either dependent or dependant . The adjective , meaning reliant , can only be spelled dependent .
My three dependants eat me out of house and home.
I am dependent on coffee to get me through the morning.
– June 30, 2007
In Singapore, the majority of us live in Highly Dangerous Buildings (HDB),
And most people have already got used to Paying and Paying (PAP).
Not only do you have to pay, you Pay Until Bankrupt (PUB).
If that’s not enough, somebody still Purposely Wants to Dig (PWD) and get
more from you.
– June 28, 2007
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Singapore | 57 % |
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United States | 15 % |
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Myanmar [Burma] | 8 % |
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United Kingdom | 2 % |
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India | 1 % |
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Canada | 1 % |
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Malaysia | 1 % |
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Germany | 1 % |
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Australia | 1 % |
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