Sardar and around him

Boss: Where were you born?

Sardar: India ..

Boss: which part?

Sardar: What ‘which part’? Whole body was born in India .

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2 sardar were fixing a bomb in a car.

Sardar 1: What would you do if the bomb explodes while fixing.

Sardar 2: Dont worry, I have one more.

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Sardar: What is the name of your car?

Lady: I forgot the name, but is starts with ‘T’.

Sardar: Oh, what a strange car, starts with Tea. All cars that I know start with petrol.

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Sardar: U cheated me.

Shopkeeper: No, I sold a good radio to u.

Sardar: Radio label shows Made in Japan but radio says this is ‘All India Radio!’

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Tourist: Whose skeleton is that?

Sardar: An old king’s skeleton.

Tourist: Who’s that smaller skeleton next to it?

Sardar: That was same king’s skeleton when he was a child.