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British English Vs. singlish


Who says our English is
bad
………?

Just see below – Ours is
simple,short,concise, straight-to-point, effective etc !!

WHEN GIVING A CUSTOMER BAD NEWS

Britons: I’m sorry, Sir, but we don’t seem to have the sweater you
want in your size, but if you give me a moment, I can call the other
outlets for you.

Singaporean: No Stock.

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RETURNING A CALL

Britons: Hello, this is John Smith. Did anyone call for me a few moments ago?

Singaporean : Hello, who call?

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ASKING SOMEONE TO MAKE WAY

Britons: Excuse me, I’d like to get by. Would you please make way?

Singaporean: S-kews ahhh

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WHEN SOMEONE OFFERS TO PAY
Britons: Hey, put your wallet away, this drink is on me.

Singaporean:No-need, lah.

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WHEN ASKING FOR PERMISSION
Britons: Excuse me, but do you think it would be possible for me to
enter through this door?

Singaporean: (pointing the door) can arrr
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WHEN ENTERTAINING

Britons: Please make yourself right at home.

Singaporean: Don’t be shy, lah!

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WHEN DOUBTING SOMEONE

Britons: I don’t recall you giving me the money.

Singaporean:
Where got?

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WHEN DECLINING AN OFFER

Britons: I’d prefer not to do that, if you don’t mind.

Singaporean: Dowwan lah ( don’t want lah).
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IN DISAGREEING ON A TOPIC OF DISCUSSION

Britons: Err. Tom, I have to stop you there. I understand where you’re
coming from, but I really have to disagree with what you said about the issue.

Singapore: You mad, ah?
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WHEN ASKING SOMEONE TO LOWER THEIR VOICE.

Britons: Excuse me, but could you please ! lower your voice, I’m
trying to concentrate over here.
Singapore
: Shuddup lah!
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WHEN ASKING SOMEONE IF
HE/SHE KNOWS YOU.
Britons: Excuse me, but I noticed you staring at me for some time.. Do
I know you?

Singaporean : See what, see what?
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WHEN ASSESSING A TIGHT SITUATION.
Britons: We seem to be in a bit of a predicament at the moment.

Singaporean: Die-lah!!
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WHEN TRYING TO FIND OUT WHAT HAD HAPPENED
Britons: Will someone tell me what has just happened?

Singaporean: Wat happen ?
Why like that
one …. ?
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WHEN SOME ONE DID SOMETHING WRONG

Britons: This isn’t the way to do it here let me show you,

Singaporean: like that also don’t know how to do!!!!
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WHEN ONE IS ANGRY

Britons: Would you mind not disturbing me

Singaporean: Shit
u
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